Funny Jokes

Pearl: Speaking bout Pokemoon~
Dia: Speaking about Pokemoon~
Pearl: There are lots of move...
Dia: Lots of move...
Pearl: What's your favourite move?
Dia: Ice Beam, Ice Punch, Ice Cream, Ice Candy
Pearl: (smacks on Dia's face) You are talking about food!

Pearl: Speaking about Pokemon~
Dia: Speaking about Pokemon~
Pearl: There is something known as happiness...
Dia: Happiness refers the trust between a Pokemon and its trainer...
Pearl: Your Pokemon will be trust you more when you team up with it.
Dia: Really? (Boils water and fans his Munchlax)
Pearl: (fumes) I said 'team' it, not 'steam' it!
Dia: My Munchlax didn't like me alot. That's why I wish it is made of iron and I can keep it moist.
Pearl: Huh?! What has this got to do?
Dia: That way, I can make it rust.
Pearl: (explode and blast off)

Pearl: Pokemon have many evolution. Machop into Machoke, Psyduck into Golduck.
Dia: Jigglypuff into Wigglytuff
Pearl: (dance) Clefairy into Clefable, Pichu into Pikachu
Dia: (dance) Tentacool into Tentacruel
Pearl: That's it! Keep it up! Marill into Azumarill.
Dia: Corn into grilled corn, potato into grilled potato, toast into grilled toast.
Pearl: (smacks on Dia's face) That's not evolution! Toast can't be grilled!

Pearl: Speaking about Pokemon, there are lots of ability~
Dia: Is thaat so?
Pearl: My favourite ability is no doubt, pickup! Sooo cool!
Dia: I know one! When I just finish eating, there is always some funny 'hic' sound from my throat.
Pearl: (throws a basin on Dia's head) That's hicup, idiot!